They Call Me TINK

My Ouchies This Past Month

If you are under the age of 10 then I would advise you to leave the room and to never look at these pictures. Now then, so this past month I have let my guard way more than I should have, I suppose the earth wants me to suffer since there is a time in almost everyone's life where they have to be hurt MULTIPLE times.... well anyways. I have cut my toe, burnt my arm, cut my finger with scissors, had a piece of the inside of my cheek chopped out, and stabbed my finger on a needle, and electrocuted my arm. So yes it has been a hard month, now I only have a phew pictures of all of these awful tradjeties because it was just so hard to look at the terrors.

The Horror of Electricity

............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... if you haven't experienced 120 volts of electricity going through your arm, then here let me explain it for you....."it hurts so don't try it," that's all.

Unicorns

You may not agree that unicorns are real but I tell you that they are. And you may ask, "Have you seen any unicorns, just prancing around?"And I will reply with one word...No. Wanna know why though, its because unicorns do not prance they frolic and everyone knows that! So then if you said to me, "Well then have you seen any unicorns frolicking around?" I would say, "Well um no." But either way, I would just walk away at that point of the conversation anyway. But I can still love unicorns, some people love fish, some love flowers, some love Zac Efron. But I choose to love unicorns, and you should too. Like come on who cant love a being who's tears have magical healing powers, like seriously.

So all I'm sayin is give them a chance they would do it for you. And I know that for a fact because they told me by a carrier pigeon named Abe.

My family is pretty awesome compared to yours

These are just some of the reasons why. For starters I'm pretty sure that your family does not all share the blood of a mighty tiger, named Maximos, and yes it is true we all share tiger blood, it runs through our veins. Also we all are amazingly good looking. Oh and another fact is that some family's have one really talented kid or parent, and sorry but in ours we all are talented. We all can dance quite well actually.

And because of our awesomeness we have stalkers who wish they were in our family so the act like us and they hang out with us I believe their names are something like Jonathan, and Esther. We just except them as our own and they are in the family too now.

So there are many reasons of why I say that my family is pretty awesome and there are many more but there is just too much to type. So all this to really say is that I love you guys and you are way fun to hang with and I would pick all of you way over anything else in life. Love you guys!

My childhood dream that was crushed by a minor flaw

Here my friends is a small fact from the small and unfortunate life of mine. Don't ask me why I decided to tell you this of all things that I could tell you, because I have no idea. So lets get on with it. Ever since I was 3 until I was about 10 years old I wanted to be... superman. And yes I mean the man with the cleft chin, big muscles, red cape, and the power of flight. Once again don't ask me why I never thought of being wonder woman, since not only you but also I can not understand why. I think that a good possibility of why I made this decision in my mind was because of growing up with my older brother running around at night in his superman p.j.'s I barely even knew who wonder woman was. And also I bet that even if I did start to want to be wonder woman my mom would not approve, because of the outfit of course. So my friends all this to say that I had a big dream I was never the little girl who wanted to grow up to be a pet doctor or to be a mommy or a ballerina, I wanted to be superman. So then came in 4th grade at school we had a "When I Grow Up Day" so of course I came to school wearing my older brothers superman p.j.'s. And there is always a time in a child's life where they feel like there life was just about crushed by an adult and unfortunately that happened to me twice but hey of course there is no hard feelings.......Anyways so I was at school just minding my business, you know, like any other normal kid, I was carving a giant hole in the top of my desk and my teacher came up to me and told me that I was not wearing appropriate clothing attire. And by the way even by being a 10 year old I still didn't even know what clothing attire was, so anyway I had to leave the classroom for the whole day and stay in the office just because in there minds they thought that when I grew up I wanted to be a man. So all this to say that my dream to be superman was crushed by just a minor flaw.